Otis and Gilbert in “Summer Vacation!” - SNEAK PREVIEW

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The following is a preview of a guest post that was written on Magic Basketball Online by Ashley Burns.  It’s the sort of comedy that will help Magic fans stop talking themselves into the 53rd overall draft pick and come to grip with the potential departure of Dwight Howard. I said potential. Relax. Anyways, it’s funny so check it out.

Episode I: Taking Care of Business- (Otis Smith arrives at his office the first day after the NBA Finals. Gilbert Arenas is sleeping outside his door in full pajamas.)

Otis: Gilbert, wake up! Why are you asleep outside my office?

Gilbert: Hey BFF! You said last week that we needed to get to work this week thinking of a way we can convince Dwight to sign a new deal. So here I am, first thing this morning, best pal.

Otis: I like your attitude, Gil. That’s why I brought you here. What you lack in knees, ability and conviction, you more than make up for in being my friend. So do you have any ideas?

Gilbert: Well I went on this blind double date with these two cougars over the weekend, and I spent most of the next day Tweeting about it, so I haven’t had much time to think about it. But why don’t we just get Chris Paul?

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